Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz said "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
Sally,"Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause
I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some
dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good
pair of hooters."
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* Here's to the start of a great week! *
* * I n c r e a s e The P e a c e * * *
* * AmAzE YoUr WoRlD ToDay !* *
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Chillin With the Bunnies
Posted by: diggersstory 2007-07-16
A story of a female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties:
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.
Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread,just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man,
"Is it raisin for you, too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin."
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON picturetrail! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FINE
Posted by: cindyeshua 2007-06-02
Hi, dont know if you remember me its been awhile since i've been active on here. Just thought I'd drop by and say hi. Love your profile pic. I've updated my pictures please let me know what you think. :)
Posted by: insomniagraphix 2007-01-18
I hope you have a lovely weekend as well...I loved your mod. it was so beautiful and creative. Here is one for you my friend :)
Hey PP! I love the new profile pic! It was a nice surprise to drop in on the club and see a few posts from you. I love that red/white mod you did...very hot! :o)
Posted by: 4aeonflux 2007-01-07
No....I only wish I was that good....thats the wonderful talents of our Bamah! Didnt he do an awesome job on it? I just love the way my eyes change from blue to green...makes me want to go out and get colored contacts! dont have the software to work with gif yet! I'm still having a heck of a time with my Adobe Elements 4...lol! BUT....I'm trying! Love your new avatar by the way...that is just great!
Posted by: goldengem 2007-01-07
wOw...I love how you did that with all the candles with my picture...it looks awesome....thank-you! I hope you have a great Christmas!!!
Posted by: goldengem 2006-12-24
Wow! I love that graphic of you, you posted in my comments! Very nice! Hope all is well with you. I've been doing pretty good over here :o)
Posted by: 4aeonflux 2006-10-27
Thanks for the Add!
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Looks like you have you Modding Business up and going, are you getting a lot of business? Your site is impressive and looks like you've put a lot of work into it...
Good luck, & keep in touch...
Posted by: quin10 2006-10-22
This is cool...I'm sure your business will take off once the word gets out...Maybe you should post a few pics on high traffic sites, have you tried ebay?
Posted by: quin10 2006-09-16
Cool, if you want to use any of my kids or pets for you models just let me know...How is your business going?
Posted by: quin10 2006-09-16
Hey ya! Yep that's thy name :o) That is so cool that you have your own site. I love the animated candle profile pics and gifs! Those are great!
Posted by: 4aeonflux 2006-09-10
hey, nice to hear from u. I love your work it is just awesome. when I get back from san diego. I will have you do some work with some of the pictures. I will contact you. I saved your photo page. to refer back. have a great week! thanks again for the fleetwood mac pic.
Posted by: peaches_ 2006-09-10
Checked out your new business site, very cool, wish you much success...You should do a few on Modder's Haven to advertise your business...
Maybe have a club to sell your images and Mods?
Posted by: quin10 2006-09-10
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